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Merd! She moved too soon this time from the intersection of the cross wires. I see her again, then she melts into the crowd, then I catch a glimpse of her flowing red dress from somewhere in the crowd as it sways in the breeze and then disappears. The heat up here is becoming too intense for me. This Turban in my head is not helping me either. I cannot wait to get back to my Chateau in rural peace of Southern France, once I complete this assignment. I have had my fill of skyscrapers and pollution, both abundant in this Indian city.
I have been pawed by beggars and street urchins, the moment I arrived at Santa Cruz. Guess these people do not see light shinned people that often. So they touch you, just to ensure that your skin feels like theirs and you are like them. I wondered then from their body odors, how often some of them took a bath. (I must admit that many of my countryman also have the same ‘aroma’.)
Why did I undertake this assignment? I love what I do for a living. That’s all there is to it. I like to believe that I am like those characters in a John Woo cinema, with all their style, but minus a trench coat. He really romanticized people like me, and what we do for a living. Who would have thought it would take a Chinese director from Hong Kong teach Hollywood, a thing or two in adding style to action flicks.
If this were not my calling I probably would have been a movie critic, like that flabby American who reviews movies every weekend. (I have seen his programs each time I visit the United States.) I could have been him, but this is my niche (I love that word.). This is my raison d’etre. I like the travel that comes into the job. I like the high life of expensive hotel rooms and loose women, so many of them, that I rarely buy my sex.
I am not particularly materialistic but there is one thing I take along with me. In fact, a large part of my reputation was built because this marvelously engineered implement. It was hand crafted by a genius in Geneva, a guy with an exclusive clientele. It is made of a special fiberglass and plastic both of which make it light and help me get through any metal detector undetected. One can trust the Swiss to handcraft anything, watches, knives or firearms.
The telescopic sight is not handcrafted by this guy. He imports them from Germany. They are scratch proof. I can vouch for that. I have carried this thing from country to country, and put it through enough torture but the sight is as clear as it was, the day I bought it.
Assignments come a couple of times a year, an email, and sometimes I even get snail mail that someone seeks my services. Mine is probably one of the few businesses that still use old-fashioned letter writing.
If I decide to take on the job, a payment should be made to a Swiss account and I collect. If the payment does not come, the payee becomes my next assignment. Surprisingly, there is honor among those who give me such assignments and only once have I had to go after such a deadbeat. This person was a government official of a third world country.
Well, how did I end up on a rooftop in Bombay, dressed as a Sikh? It began with a call I received a couple weeks ago. The guy on the other end said that he was an acquaintance of Vineet Modi.
‘Bonjour, I am Bill Gates. You are interrupting my dinner.’ I replied. Vineet Modi was the latest Sillicon Valley Computer Company founder who was featured in the Forbes richest person list this year. I keep track of these things. One has to stay informed, n’est pas?
‘Name your price, Monsier Fontane,’ he said.
‘How did you get my number, Vineet, I replied’
There was laughter at the other end.
‘Very perceptive, Pierre. Comment allez vous ?’Said Vineet. ’I made a few calls, came across your name, checked references and, voila!’
‘Ok, You can skip the French. If you’ve checked my background, you probably know that my mother was British.’ I said ‘ I charge a flat rate. ‘ I then quoted an obscene amount.
‘It will be wired to your account this Friday.’
Was this guy for real?
‘All of it?’ I asked, a failed attempt to hide my shock.
‘We both have one thing in common, Pierre, hope you don’t mind my calling you Pierre? Do you? Both of us take no prisoners.’
‘Ok, Tell me about the job?’ I said. “What must I do for you, Mr Modi? Steal the Mona Lisa?’
‘Not that hard a job.’ said Modi.’ I want you to kill my ex-wife. She’s turned out to be an expensive trophy. I must have let her off more gently. Anyway, you must check your email immediately for more details. And Bon Appetite, Monsieur Pierre, enjoy your dejeuner. I now have to bid you Au Revoir.’
‘Charming asshole,’ I thought, in English.
…..
I had to think of an entry strategy into India. It came to me, literally waking me up from sound sleep. I had heard of a lot of Sikhs who lived in Canada. I needed a name. After a quick search on Google, I came up with Mantej Lodi. Yes, I know. It rhymes with Modi. The Turban would be a nice touch. I would pack it with all the medium sized parts of my most priced procession. The rest of it would travel in my hand luggage, attracting no attention
I could easily get bullets in India, Modi assured me and also gave me a contact, a sleaze-ball I met on one dirty, deserted side street earlier this morning. I could have been mugged! My weapon could have got into dangerous hands! I laughed at the thought. The other reason I chose to be a Sikh from Canada, more precisely Quebec, was because I did not have to fake my thick French accent.
I have now stayed in Mumbai for three days. According to the email, Modi’s estranged wife, Rita was staying at the Taj, the one overlooking the India Gate. She was on a three-week vacation in India, the first week of which, she was spending in Mumbai.
I arrived at Santa Cruz two days ago. The customs check was, pardon the expression a literal Carte Blanche. I decided to book a room at the Taj and then to follow her and then …I’ll get a chance.
I took a taxi from the airport. The ride was an education in itself. The driver spoke good English and was an unemployed graduate who took to chaperoning to feed his family. As we stopped at a traffic light, there were guys carrying copies of ‘The Da Vinci Code’ and ‘Angels and Demons’. They were approaching the car, but the traffic light turned green and off we fled.
‘Bootlegged copies,’ Said the taxi man. ‘ at a fraction of the price. Dan Brown’s real enemies are not in the Vatican, but right here. He does not know the amount of money he looses from these illegal copies.’
The taxi man then told me that there was a small Jewish population in Mumbai, the descendants of some of the purest Jews in the world. He spoke of Zoroastrians, another small community that fled Iran during Arab invasions. They have a unique way of disposing off their dead. They used to feed their dead to vultures in a place called the Tower of Silence. But with the vulture population declining because of a certain drug, the tower of Silence is now equipped with solar panels to do the job. The Zoroastrians, he said worship fire and therefore cremation by fire was not an option.
He pointed to a sight. ‘That’s the Chatrapati Shivaji museum.’ he said. ‘It used to be called the ‘Prince of Wales Museum’, but they decided to name it after a great king who ruled this area.’
The next piece of trivia he gave me was absolutely fascinating. It was the puzzle of the Dabbawallas. These were a set of mostly illiterate people who ran a courier system to transport food from a residence to an office. It was as if they played a complex game of tag, where each guy carried a set of lunch boxes to a certain location and then the passed it onto another and the process continues until the lunch box finds its final destination. The fascinating part of this process was that they had almost a perfect success rate, and a lunch box almost never got lost or reached the wrong recipient. The mode of communication in this courier system is a set of symbols. Teams from Harvard and MIT had come to Mumbai to study the phenomenon of the Dhabbawalla.
Unfortunately, I had a job to do and decided not to get distracted from the task at hand. I had booked my room directly above Rita’s. After checking in, and setting my alarm, I crashed on the bed and slept like a baby.
I woke up the next morning and decided to follow my prey. I found her in the restaurant, having a continental breakfast. I decided to sit a few seats away from her, trying to get an earful of her plans for the next few days, when she spoke to one of the waiters. Tourists always do that.
I chatted a bit with the waiter, told him that I was from Quebec and had promised myself this trip to India. No, I told him. I spoke no Hindi. I wonder if she had heard me, for she was within earshot of my table. If she did notice me, she did not show any signs. After breakfast, went on a short walk by the waterfront, viewing the boats on the Arabian Sea.
Rita did a small sightseeing trip that morning, visiting the ‘Hanging Gardens’, a glorified park over a raised tank, and modeled after its namesake in Babylon. She then wandered off into another park beside the Gardens that had a tall tower, shaped like a shoe. This place was called ‘Old Lady’s Shoe’, apparently a tribute to the protagonist in a nursery rhyme.
The views of the sea from here are spectacular. ‘That’s Marine Drive.’ a man was another, pointing to the road that past along right next to the beach. You must see it in the night when lights light up the whole place. It looks like and therefore, its called the ‘Queen’s Necklace’. Rita returned to the Taj around lunchtime and did not seem to leave her room for the rest of that day.
Yesterday she took the early walk again. She took the very same route. This probably would be her ritual during her stay. This was an opportunity presenting itself. I had to find a rooftop that overlooked her route. A rooftop in Mumbai was as easy to find as snow in Siberia. I took the stairwell all the way to the terrace. I was the only soul around. It was the perfect spot.
That brings us to today. Here I am sitting in searing heat this morning, my brow full of sweat and the turban doing nothing helpful to make this heat bearable. I see her dress again and this time when she comes out of that crowd. I know I’ll have a clear shot. I see her again, but for some reason, she appears a little more heavy…
I suddenly hear a slight whizzing sound and then feel a searing pain on my shoulder blade. I drop my riffle. Then another whizzing sound and I feel another sharp pain on my lower back. I crumble to the floor, trying hard to stay focused.
‘So, how much is Vineet paying you?’ I hear a voice I had heard before. ‘The bastard did not have the balls to do it himself and so he sends you to do his dirty work for him.
I turn onto my back slowly to see Rita standing over me. Her hand cradles a ‘dressy’ gold pistol, with a tiny silencer on it.
‘How…’ is all I can manage.
‘ I was on to you, the moment I heard you talk to the waiter.’ she said.
‘You are not from Quebec.’ I went to school in McGill University in Montreal and know the Canadian French accent and you sir, don’t have one. I knew then that you were lying. My feelings were confirmed, when I noticed you following me. Then I decided to put myself in your shoes. This is something a slime like Vineet would do.
I took a shooting class at Vineet’s country club and know a little about guns and getting a clear shot. Had I been you, I too would have picked this exact spot to finish the job.’
‘Who is ..’ I struggle to mouth the word.
‘the woman in my outfit?’, she completes my sentence. ‘That was my decoy while I made it up here.’ she says.
‘And one other thing, I just thought I’d tell you. I have big plans for my husband. When I go back home, I am going to use the American legal system to take away all the things that matter to him. ‘
The piston is only inches away from my face. Time suddenly seems to have slowed down as it supposedly does in these moments. I can see her finger tighten on the trigger. At least, I learnt a lot about Bombay. I feel a silly smile spread across my face.
Merci beaucoup, Monsieur Modi, for a great vacation. I got to see and learn so much about Mumbai. Rita is coming there to thank you personally, on my behalf.
I hear Rita’s voice one last time.
‘Mon Cherie, your disguise sucks!’
Then I hear an explosion.
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